Sometimes all you can do is sit back and laugh. And if you can’t laugh at yourself, you have no business laughing at anyone else. So to lighten things up a bit around here, I’ve put together a list of some of my favorite internet marketing jokes. (I’m not ashamed to say that some of these hit really close to home.)
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Any good social media marketer knows that it’s not about the change itself—it’s about how to engage people in conversations about the change.
How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but they can’t guarantee that they’ll be able to change the bulb—as the best practices for changing light bulbs are constantly changing. But they’ve had some success with changing similar light bulbs.
How many email marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Hang on… did the light bulb opt in? We can’t just spam light bulbs because you want to.
Where’s the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google. Nobody will look there.
A content marketer, an SEO expert, and a social media marketer walk into a bar…
…and then she ordered a drink.
Why did the search marketer get off the trampoline?
He was worried about his bounce rate.
How much does a hipster weigh?
Some (cheesy) internet marketing pick up lines:
- The ALT text for your picture is “gorgeous.”
- We should 301 redirect to my place.
- We should 302 redirect to my place. (For one night stands… in case you get a 403 unauthorized error when you’re trying to access the backend.)
- If content is king, I’ll be your queen.
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol, where to drink, buy alcohol…
So what’s your favorite online marketing joke? We’d love to hear!